Helvetica
a.k.a. "Heaven on Earth"
a.k.a. A Life Changing Miracle

the Phenomenon
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I am only one example of how Helvetica will change your whole life — for the better. Years of bad choices melt away and are replaced by blue skies, a healthy physique, hummingbirds, the lingering aroma of homemade cookies, and throngs of gymnasts (women and men) vying for my attention, all thanks to Helvetica!

—Rod, Savoy, Illinois

True Testimonials of other satisfied Helvetica users (some names have been changed to protect identities)

Having failed so many times before I know, if it wasn't for Helvetica with the unbelievable appetite stopping letterforms I'd still be the hideous 294 pounds I was 10 months ago. Helvetica got me off to a quick start and gave me hope that I could actually do it. My present weight is a mere 165 pounds. Most amazingly, I never felt hungry...not once. I stopped eating in reaction to my emotions and started making healthier choices. Helvetica not only burned off the fat, it made me feel more up-beat and optimistic which made the gradual loss of 129 pounds possible. For so long I didn't think I could, but now I'm proud to say—I DID IT!

—Josie, Lakewood, OH

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I really can't thank you enough for giving me the opportunity to use such a unique and fabulous product (Helvetica), and to have others witness what I told them all along I'd eventually find a way to do - the outcome was nothing short of sensational. Here, I've sent you the proof for all the world to see.

—Brian, Akita, Japan

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Helvetica is absolutely lovely, it's a real fantastic gem. I mean, every day we wake up thinking about it. It's better than well done. Let me tell you... I can show you receipts for over £4,000 in purchases ranging from prescription diet pills, to health club memberships, to yoga sessions. None come even close to what my husband and I now call, pure magic in letters!

P.S. Feel free to share our words with everyone... Let them know, we not only lost the weight, we feel happier and younger by 20 years!

—Mrs. Kent, London, England

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A neighbor I noticed kept getting thinner and thinner and more attractive each time I saw her gave me your web address. After making sure it was in fact an ephedrine-free product I decided to go for it. Since receiving my order I've lost 42 pounds and...not once did I get the jitters. I promise I'll never touch another ephedrine supplement ever again. Helvetica is not just a great substitute, it's a safer and more superior product by far. It's the best fat burner I've ever used. My photos are enclosed to prove it!

—Nick, Greenland

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I put on 55 pounds over the past 2 years as a result of being in the design business. I dropped 40 pounds by using Helvetica which completely took away the urge to overeat. I'm still stunned to realize I can look at my most delicious designs all day long and not get tempted...something even the most expensive prescription diet drugs couldn't do. Helvetica has done the impossible!

—Raphael Monteggia , New York, NY

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I always had trouble with my weight. After the birth of our second child it ballooned up to 250 pounds. This created a strain on our marriage. Then, one day my husband brought Helvetica home. Not only did it save our marriage, it also reintroduced the glory of the past and rekindled the fire we had all over again.

—Mary P., Liverpool, England

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In the past when I lost a little weight my skin became loose and begun to sag. Because of of this I never stuck to a diet and most people who knew me never thought I'd lose the weight. What they didn't know was that Helvetica would one day come along to prevent my skin from sagging and make it easier for me to lose the weight for good. I guess I proved them wrong.

—Eloise S., Pueblo, CO

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Results not typical. Consult your doctor before using this product. Side effects may include oily discharge, dizziness, hives, loss of appetite, difficulty breathing and low blood pressure.
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